i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We had to coat check the pizza.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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