Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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