Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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