You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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