So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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