we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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