why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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