Farmville is her only friend.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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