At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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