Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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