Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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