google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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