piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just cropdusted the office
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize