at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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