My brain says no but my pants say off.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
