yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
