just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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