In the future we'll all be gay
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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