I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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