is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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