Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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