...so i touched it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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