My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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