On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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