is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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