White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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