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rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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