Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
