yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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