I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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