If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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