i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
How does it feel to date your dad?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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