I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He better not be in your backpack
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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