i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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