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Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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