I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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