Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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