Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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