I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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