"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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