her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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