I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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