Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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