wake up i wanna do it froggy style
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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