if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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