She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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