porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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