Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Where were you when I was single???

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Still in diapers.

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(206): View more from Washington

Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I love boston

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.

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(713): View more from Texas

Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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(661): View more from California

Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

(773): View more from Illinois

Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"

(1-704): View more from North Carolina

That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.

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