ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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