Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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