oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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