Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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