Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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