That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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