I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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