Do vagina's smell?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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